A Bada Bing Quickie: Who Watches Who?
*Scene shows ULX [FG2], Iota [FG1], Tiff [FG1], Edge [FG1], and Rena [FG1] all sitting around the bar drinking in silence*
Edge: Yup
ULX: Yup
Iota: If we’re doing a King of the Hill parody I’m gonna shoot myself now.
*ULX and Edge lower their heads. Suddenly Stacy [Dressed as the Comedian from Watchmen] walks in brandishing a flamethrower*
Stacy: Hey, you guys know where I can kill some hippies?
Iota: Depends on which type
Stacy: Ehh, you know, the kind that were in the sixties.
Tiff: May I suggest the sixties then?
Stacy: Well I mean in the present…unless Red has a working time machin-
Rena: Second item he ever built
Iota: He brags about that every time, then goes back in time and fucks up history just a little bit.
Stacy: Oh…Well then I’m off to Red’s lab to go kill people in Vietnam. *walks off laughing evilly*
*Moment of silence*
Edge: So…we’re not questioning why Stacy was brandishing a flamethrower?
ULX: Watchmen
Edge: Oh…well that explains everything.
CX’s Voice: Hey guys! GUESS WHAT I’M DRESSED A-
Rena, Iota, Tiff, and ULX: NO!
ULX: If you come out naked and glowing we will personally beat you straight to hell
CX’s Voice: …Wh-What if Lap was?
Lap’s Voice: Yea, what if I was?
Rena and Tiff: NO!
Edge: Now hold on there…we may be jumping the gu-
Rena: Edge, shut up now, or I swear everyone will know about last Easter with that bunny and that bottle of scotch
*Moment of silence*
Edge: Right so…no…I guess
Lap and CX’s Voice: Awwwwwww
*Scene cuts to GLX [Dressed up like Rorschach] a top the Rio Grande*
GLX: This city is full of scum, depression, and corruption. People look up and think that there is a God who is merciful and that will cleanse their sins. But not me, I’m a god, who smites those who would da-
Nick [Dressed as Nite Owl]: *sneaks up and pushes GLX off* GRAVITY!
GLX: OH GOD! *falls*
Nick: Oh how the mighty *grabs a pair of sunglasses and puts them on dramatically over his goggles* have fallen
*Suddenly the intro to CSI: Miami starts playing*
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