A Bada Bing Quickie: Violent Magna…OH NO!

*Scene shows a man at a press conference with many reporters asking questions*

Reporter1: Sir, what are your new accusations of violence in the world.

Man: I have taken attorney Jack Thompson’s idea on violent video games, and expanded on it and went deeper into the Japanese conscience. I have discovered that Violent Magna, the Japanese comic book, is the one to blame for all these violence behaviours as well. I state to you the public that people should not be allowed buy, create, or own Magna unless they want to victimize people into violence. Next question

*Tiff gets up in a reporter’s dress*

Tiff: Umm excuse me! Tiffany Loria from the Bada Bing Press

Man: Never heard of it

Tiff: Ya it’s getting up there. I have liable sources that show that you are talking more shit than a compost heap. How do you respond?

Man: I assure to you…

*Nick gets up on stage*

Nick: You sir are the bane of all that is stupidly evil!

Man: MAGNA INFLUENCE! HE’S TALKING BACK TO ME! I NEED AN ADULT!

Nick: Listen you stupid asshole, and listen good. DON'T BLAME EVERYTHING ON ONE FUCKING MEDIA OF ENTERTAINMENT, I READ VIOLENT MANGA, I PLAY VIOLENT GAMES, AND I'VE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. AND SECONDLY, IF YOU'RE A SHIT-HEAD PARENT THAT WON'T LISTEN TO THAT PIECE OF REASON, AT LEAST DON'T BUY THE FUCKING MANGA, INSTEAD OF TURNING YOUR PROTEST TOWARDS IT.

Tiff: AMEN NICK!

Man: But Magna is evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!

Nick: I'll show you EVIL!*grabs a pen and stabs the man in the eye very violently and kills him*

Reporter 1: HE WAS VIOLENT BECAUSE OF MAGNA!

Nick: No I was violent cause of stupid people like this who give the human race a bad name!

Tiff: Ah, I love a happy ending!

-END QUICKIE-

(A collaboration project by GLX and Nick :D)