A Bada Bing Story: TFSU II

*Scene shows Iota [WG2] walking to the TFSU building*

Iota: *muttering* Stupid college, always being a pain in my ass…

Akami [WG1]: *pops in on Iota’s shoulder* What’s up Iota?

Iota: *looks at Akami* The fact I have to sign up for new courses, that’s what’s up!

Akami: Aw, poor baby…You have to go and do something at school

Iota: Hey! I had bad times at TFSU, solely because of the people who were around me!

*Moment of silence*

Akami: You mean Edge?

Iota: No I mean the happy green giant…OF COURSE EDGE!

Akami: But didn’t you say Edge got kicked out?

Iota: Oh he did…badly!

*Thought image appears of the college standing peacefully there, then suddenly a giant explosion blows up half the college. Scene then close ups on Edge [TFSU/Flatline] in a lab coat holding two vials together*

Edge: …So Blue and Yellow make explosions! I knew it!

*Scene cuts back to Iota and Akami*

Iota: Took the council, one point five million to repair the school, then two million to eject Edge from the campus or any other campus forever.

Akami: Wow

Iota: Yea…*sighs* Good times that day….good times

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*Scene shows Iota walking out of the scheduling office*

Iota: Oh man…this schedule sucks

Akami: *pops in* Bad courses?

Iota: MUST you always do that?

Akami: Yes

Iota: *looks at his schedule* God…I have English…again! Fuck, don’t they know I speak English well enough to pass

Akami: Yea, but I think that’s a writing course

Iota: Oh well, I’m about as talented in the written word as GLX is with drawing.

GLX’s Voice: Funny, blue hair…funny. Just remember to sleep with one eye open

Iota: When you live with Cross, god boy, you always do.

Woman’s Voice: Iota!

*Iota looks back and sees a woman (Semi-long aqua hair, cyan eyes, slim build, A-cup bra size, and wearing: a pink sweater, blue jeans, light brown boots, a cyan winter jacket, a pink scarf, and a white toque with a puffy ball at the top.) running towards him*

Iota: Hey…Manami, how’s it going!?

Manami: *pants* Great, got my schedule all set up and it looks really good!

Iota: Fuck, I got the worse schedule in the world. I mean I have Professor Bill for sensitivity training.

Manami: Ouch…All I have is Professor Barra in Beating Down Internet Idiots with English.

Iota: Aw, man…I wanted that course…

Akami: *blinks* I don’t think we’ve met Iota…

Iota: Oh…right. Akami, I want you to meet Manami Hakura. Manami, meet my god, Akami

Manami: *looks at Akami* Jebus…she’s small

Akami: Yea, but I don’t take crap from anyone, so it balances out.

Iota: So, how have things been with you and stuff…

Manami: Really can’t complain or anything…hey have you heard from Edge. I haven’t seen him in ages since the fire squad rolled in that fateful day.

Iota: *sighs* Yes, apparently he hangs around with me…being an idiot as usual. *grumbles*

Manami: *holds Iota’s shoulder* I’m so sorry

Iota: It’s too late for me, but at least you will have an Edge free life.

Manami: Your sacrifice will not go in vein.

*Suddenly a woman (Long green hair with some braided down with a small silver ring at the bottom, violet eyes, slim build, D-cup bra size, and wearing: A blue hoodie with a symbol of deception on the front of it in white, blue jeans, black boots, a black jacket, and a dark blue scarf.) creeps up behind Manami and looks at Iota*

Woman: Hello, blue hair

Iota: *jumps back* Rena! Holy hell, warn someone when you’re gonna do that!

Rena: *grins* What’s the matter, afraid of someone like me?

Iota: No it’s just freakin creepy when you do that!

Manami: Seriously Rena…

Rena: Good, it means that I got the results I wanted.

Akami: *blinks* And this is…

Rena: *looks at Akami* Ayuko Rena, what’s it to you?

Akami: Just asking…jeez…

Iota: Yea, Rena can be a bit…um…cold

Rena: Thank you Iota…really

Akami: I can see. Anyways, I’m Akami and today I have to take care of Iota and make sure he gets his courses

Rena: You mean like a mommy?

Manami: *starts to laugh*

Iota: Yes, yes, yes, let’s all laugh at Iota now.

Akami: *sighs* Anyways, let’s head back to the bar, I’m sure a bunch of idiots acting stupid will make you feel better.

Iota: You know it does!

*Iota walks away with Akami on him*

Manami and Rena: …Bar?

*Manami and Rena speed and go in front of Iota*

Rena: Did you say…Bar?

Iota: Yes…

Manami: With booze…and liquor…and booze…and alcohol

Iota: Yes

Manami: …Can we come and drink there?

Iota: Oh no…remember the last time you drank!?

Manami: What? I didn’t do anything!

Rena: You crushed a man’s windpipe with your foot then poured hot sauce down his mouth. You then laughed at him trying to find water

Iota: Then there was that other time you almost got arrested for assault with a cat

Manami: Oh please you guys always make up some crazy excuses and stories. Like the fire at our neighbors

Akami: What happened?

Manami: Well according to Rena, I went in there and lit fire to their couch and woke them up with a fire extinguisher…I mean isn’t that silly story

Akami: *nervous* …yea…I guess…

Iota: *sighs* Fine, you can come, but don’t piss me off and stuff.

Rena: You know we will

Iota: Yea

*The four then headed off, meanwhile a shadow followed them with a devious smile on its face*

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*Scene shows the Bada Bing Bar with ULX [WG1], Cris [WG1], Tiff [WG1], Stacy [WG1], Rose [WG1], and Cole [WG1] all hanging out*

*Rose and Cole are kissing*

ULX: You know, there are better places to kiss.

Rose: Oh like you don’t do this with Tiff…

ULX: No, I make out with her all around this place.

Stacy: Not everywhere

ULX: …pretty much

Cris: What about the bar?

ULX: Done it

Stacy: The lab?

Tiff: Done it

Cole: Stacy’s room?

ULX: …well…

Tiff: Yea…remember when I dressed up like her?

ULX: Oh yea…that was sexy

Tiff and ULX: *look at Stacy* …Um…sorry

Stacy: Thank god I sterilize my sheets ever six months.

*Iota, Manami, Rena, and Akami walk in*

Iota: Hey Chris

ULX: Hey Vandir…*looks at Rena and Manami* friends of yours?

Iota: Hmm? Oh yea….This is Manami and Rena, friends from college

Manami: Hey there

Rena: *nods*

ULX: Well hey…so what can I get you ladies?

Rena: Whiskey, rocks… I wouldn’t suggest you skip any of that.

Stacy: …I like her, she’s evil

ULX: Kay…and you…Manami was it?

Manami: *nods* I’ll have a Sex on the Beach

ULX: Interesting selections…*looks at Iota* Usual?

Iota: Bitch you know it

*ULX serves up a Sex on the Beach with an umbrella on it, and two Whiskeys both on the rocks. The three take their drinks*

Rena: *drinks from it* Good enough. Lucky you.

ULX: …Um…thank you?

Tiff: NO MAKING MY CHRISY FEEL THREATENED! *hugs ULX*

Rena: …right.

Manami: *looks at her drink and drinks it all in one shot* More please

ULX: Jesus Christ!

Cris: I think she can drink faster than you!

ULX: Seriously

Iota: Yea…but Manami is one of those drunks who…well…

Rena: She’s a violent evil drunk.

Manami: I am not!

Stacy: …huh, she kill people?

Rena: Not that I know of.

Stacy: Meh, not really that evil, now is she

Rena: It’s interesting how it turns her into a first-class bitch.

Stacy: Such a shame, to let talent like that go to waste.

Everyone else: …

ULX: *looks at Iota* Vandir, what have you done…

Iota: Hey, not my fault.

*Suddenly the door opens and a shadow stands there*

Tiff: …Um…who is it?

*The shadow walks forward*

Shadow: I…am…

*Suddenly the shadow trips and falls in revealing to be Edge (wearing: A brown long sweater, grey pants, black boots, black gloves, and a grey toque.)*

Edge: …Damn it! That hurt!

Iota: Edge, get the hell outta the Bing before I castrate you.

Edge: *looks up* Hey blue hair! *looks at Rena* Hey psychotic yet totally hot bitch *looks at Manami* Hey there little boy

Manami: WHAT!?

Edge: *gets up* Sorry, you have to have a certain boob limit to count as a woman so…

*Manami kicks Edge directly in the balls, as Edge falls to the floor in pain*

Rena: Sadly…I can’t say that’s the first time I’ve seen that happen

Stacy: You mean Edge getting kicked in the crotch?

Rena: No the whole scene all together

Stacy: Ah

Iota: So Edge, explain why you’re here, then leave

Edge: *quickly gets up* Okay, but I ain’t leavin man! *extends arms out* This is my new second home!

Iota: …huh?

Akami: …*blinks* GLX…what did you do?

GLX’s Voice: I did nothing, talk to the person who created you…he made the deal

Iota: Deal? What deal?

GLX’s Voice: As of this moment, Rena and Manami are part of the Bada Bing Stories. Meaning they can come here and drink booze from ULX

Manami: …OH YEA! *raises hands in victory*

Rena: …hm.

Iota: Okay this still has nothing to do with what Edge said

Akami: Um…now don’t freak out but…

GLX’s Voice: Edge is also part of the Bada Bing too. And a shareholder in Soltana Studios

Edge: It’ll be great? We’re roomies in Flat Line, and now we’ll see each other in the Bing. It’ll be better than adventures we had in TFSU

ULX: Well I’ll be…Two new women and a man

Stacy: You’re seriously classifying Edge as a man?

Edge: Well I do have an enormous penis, so…yes

Rena: Yea, keep dreaming idiot

Tiff: YAY! New people…*looks at Iota* Isn’t that great Iota?

Iota: …

Tiff: Iota?

Rose: …Um…Iota? You okay?

Iota: …GLX…tell me this is a joke

GLX’s Voice: Sorry kid, hate lying to ya

Iota: …You mean…Edge…is going to be here…forever

GLX’s Voice: Yup…already makin a room at the Grande for him too

Iota: Edge…in Flat Line. Edge…in TFSU! EDGE IN THE FUCKING BADA BING!?

Manami: Oh boy…I hate to be the person who made that move

*Suddenly Nick [WG1] walks in*

Nick: Hey guys I’ve got some news!

Iota: GRAHHHHABLE! *lunges at Nick*

*Both Nick and Iota are tackled outside where sounds of a fight are heard*

Stacy: You know…I’d be lying if I said this was the first time I saw that happen

Rena: You mean Iota lunging at a teenager?

Stacy: No I mean the whole scene all together

Rena: Ah.

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