A Bada Bing Story: TFSU II
*Scene shows Iota [WG2] walking to the TFSU building*
Iota: *muttering* Stupid college, always being a pain in my ass…
Akami [WG1]: *pops in on Iota’s shoulder* What’s up Iota?
Iota: *looks at Akami* The fact I have to sign up for new courses, that’s what’s up!
Akami: Aw, poor baby…You have to go and do something at school
Iota: Hey! I had bad times at TFSU, solely because of the people who were around me!
*Moment of silence*
Akami: You mean Edge?
Iota: No I mean the happy green giant…OF COURSE EDGE!
Akami: But didn’t you say Edge got kicked out?
Iota: Oh he did…badly!
*Thought image appears of the college standing peacefully there, then suddenly a giant explosion blows up half the college. Scene then close ups on Edge [TFSU/Flatline] in a lab coat holding two vials together*
Edge: …So Blue and Yellow make explosions! I knew it!
*Scene cuts back to Iota and Akami*
Iota: Took the council, one point five million to repair the school, then two million to eject Edge from the campus or any other campus forever.
Akami: Wow
Iota: Yea…*sighs* Good times that day….good times
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*Scene shows Iota walking out of the scheduling office*
Iota: Oh man…this schedule sucks
Akami: *pops in* Bad courses?
Iota: MUST you always do that?
Akami: Yes
Iota: *looks at his schedule* God…I have English…again! Fuck, don’t they know I speak English well enough to pass
Akami: Yea, but I think that’s a writing course
Iota: Oh well, I’m about as talented in the written word as GLX is with drawing.
GLX’s Voice: Funny, blue hair…funny. Just remember to sleep with one eye open
Iota: When you live with Cross, god boy, you always do.
Woman’s Voice: Iota!
*Iota looks back and sees a woman (Semi-long aqua hair, cyan eyes, slim build, A-cup bra size, and wearing: a pink sweater, blue jeans, light brown boots, a cyan winter jacket, a pink scarf, and a white toque with a puffy ball at the top.) running towards him*
Iota: Hey…Manami, how’s it going!?
Manami: *pants* Great, got my schedule all set up and it looks really good!
Iota: Fuck, I got the worse schedule in the world. I mean I have Professor Bill for sensitivity training.
Manami: Ouch…All I have is Professor Barra in Beating Down Internet Idiots with English.
Iota: Aw, man…I wanted that course…
Akami: *blinks* I don’t think we’ve met Iota…
Iota: Oh…right. Akami, I want you to meet Manami Hakura. Manami, meet my god, Akami
Manami: *looks at Akami* Jebus…she’s small
Akami: Yea, but I don’t take crap from anyone, so it balances out.
Iota: So, how have things been with you and stuff…
Manami: Really can’t complain or anything…hey have you heard from Edge. I haven’t seen him in ages since the fire squad rolled in that fateful day.
Iota: *sighs* Yes, apparently he hangs around with me…being an idiot as usual. *grumbles*
Manami: *holds Iota’s shoulder* I’m so sorry
Iota: It’s too late for me, but at least you will have an Edge free life.
Manami: Your sacrifice will not go in vein.
*Suddenly a woman (Long green hair with some braided down with a small silver ring at the bottom, violet eyes, slim build, D-cup bra size, and wearing: A blue hoodie with a symbol of deception on the front of it in white, blue jeans, black boots, a black jacket, and a dark blue scarf.) creeps up behind Manami and looks at Iota*
Woman: Hello, blue hair
Iota: *jumps back* Rena! Holy hell, warn someone when you’re gonna do that!
Rena: *grins* What’s the matter, afraid of someone like me?
Iota: No it’s just freakin creepy when you do that!
Manami: Seriously Rena…
Rena: Good, it means that I got the results I wanted.
Akami: *blinks* And this is…
Rena: *looks at Akami* Ayuko Rena, what’s it to you?
Akami: Just asking…jeez…
Iota: Yea, Rena can be a bit…um…cold
Rena: Thank you Iota…really
Akami: I can see. Anyways, I’m Akami and today I have to take care of Iota and make sure he gets his courses
Rena: You mean like a mommy?
Manami: *starts to laugh*
Iota: Yes, yes, yes, let’s all laugh at Iota now.
Akami: *sighs* Anyways, let’s head back to the bar, I’m sure a bunch of idiots acting stupid will make you feel better.
Iota: You know it does!
*Iota walks away with Akami on him*
Manami and Rena: …Bar?
*Manami and Rena speed and go in front of Iota*
Rena: Did you say…Bar?
Iota: Yes…
Manami: With booze…and liquor…and booze…and alcohol
Iota: Yes
Manami: …Can we come and drink there?
Iota: Oh no…remember the last time you drank!?
Manami: What? I didn’t do anything!
Rena: You crushed a man’s windpipe with your foot then poured hot sauce down his mouth. You then laughed at him trying to find water
Iota: Then there was that other time you almost got arrested for assault with a cat
Manami: Oh please you guys always make up some crazy excuses and stories. Like the fire at our neighbors
Akami: What happened?
Manami: Well according to Rena, I went in there and lit fire to their couch and woke them up with a fire extinguisher…I mean isn’t that silly story
Akami: *nervous* …yea…I guess…
Iota: *sighs* Fine, you can come, but don’t piss me off and stuff.
Rena: You know we will
Iota: Yea
*The four then headed off, meanwhile a shadow followed them with a devious smile on its face*
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*Scene shows the Bada Bing Bar with ULX [WG1], Cris [WG1], Tiff [WG1], Stacy [WG1], Rose [WG1], and Cole [WG1] all hanging out*
*Rose and Cole are kissing*
ULX: You know, there are better places to kiss.
Rose: Oh like you don’t do this with Tiff…
ULX: No, I make out with her all around this place.
Stacy: Not everywhere
ULX: …pretty much
Cris: What about the bar?
ULX: Done it
Stacy: The lab?
Tiff: Done it
Cole: Stacy’s room?
ULX: …well…
Tiff: Yea…remember when I dressed up like her?
ULX: Oh yea…that was sexy
Tiff and ULX: *look at Stacy* …Um…sorry
Stacy: Thank god I sterilize my sheets ever six months.
*Iota, Manami, Rena, and Akami walk in*
Iota: Hey Chris
ULX: Hey Vandir…*looks at Rena and Manami* friends of yours?
Iota: Hmm? Oh yea….This is Manami and Rena, friends from college
Manami: Hey there
Rena: *nods*
ULX: Well hey…so what can I get you ladies?
Rena: Whiskey, rocks… I wouldn’t suggest you skip any of that.
Stacy: …I like her, she’s evil
ULX: Kay…and you…Manami was it?
Manami: *nods* I’ll have a Sex on the Beach
ULX: Interesting selections…*looks at Iota* Usual?
Iota: Bitch you know it
*ULX serves up a Sex on the Beach with an umbrella on it, and two Whiskeys both on the rocks. The three take their drinks*
Rena: *drinks from it* Good enough. Lucky you.
ULX: …Um…thank you?
Tiff: NO MAKING MY CHRISY FEEL THREATENED! *hugs ULX*
Rena: …right.
Manami: *looks at her drink and drinks it all in one shot* More please
ULX: Jesus Christ!
Cris: I think she can drink faster than you!
ULX: Seriously
Iota: Yea…but Manami is one of those drunks who…well…
Rena: She’s a violent evil drunk.
Manami: I am not!
Stacy: …huh, she kill people?
Rena: Not that I know of.
Stacy: Meh, not really that evil, now is she
Rena: It’s interesting how it turns her into a first-class bitch.
Stacy: Such a shame, to let talent like that go to waste.
Everyone else: …
ULX: *looks at Iota* Vandir, what have you done…
Iota: Hey, not my fault.
*Suddenly the door opens and a shadow stands there*
Tiff: …Um…who is it?
*The shadow walks forward*
Shadow: I…am…
*Suddenly the shadow trips and falls in revealing to be Edge (wearing: A brown long sweater, grey pants, black boots, black gloves, and a grey toque.)*
Edge: …Damn it! That hurt!
Iota: Edge, get the hell outta the Bing before I castrate you.
Edge: *looks up* Hey blue hair! *looks at Rena* Hey psychotic yet totally hot bitch *looks at Manami* Hey there little boy
Manami: WHAT!?
Edge: *gets up* Sorry, you have to have a certain boob limit to count as a woman so…
*Manami kicks Edge directly in the balls, as Edge falls to the floor in pain*
Rena: Sadly…I can’t say that’s the first time I’ve seen that happen
Stacy: You mean Edge getting kicked in the crotch?
Rena: No the whole scene all together
Stacy: Ah
Iota: So Edge, explain why you’re here, then leave
Edge: *quickly gets up* Okay, but I ain’t leavin man! *extends arms out* This is my new second home!
Iota: …huh?
Akami: …*blinks* GLX…what did you do?
GLX’s Voice: I did nothing, talk to the person who created you…he made the deal
Iota: Deal? What deal?
GLX’s Voice: As of this moment, Rena and Manami are part of the Bada Bing Stories. Meaning they can come here and drink booze from ULX
Manami: …OH YEA! *raises hands in victory*
Rena: …hm.
Iota: Okay this still has nothing to do with what Edge said
Akami: Um…now don’t freak out but…
GLX’s Voice: Edge is also part of the Bada Bing too. And a shareholder in Soltana Studios
Edge: It’ll be great? We’re roomies in Flat Line, and now we’ll see each other in the Bing. It’ll be better than adventures we had in TFSU
ULX: Well I’ll be…Two new women and a man
Stacy: You’re seriously classifying Edge as a man?
Edge: Well I do have an enormous penis, so…yes
Rena: Yea, keep dreaming idiot
Tiff: YAY! New people…*looks at Iota* Isn’t that great Iota?
Iota: …
Tiff: Iota?
Rose: …Um…Iota? You okay?
Iota: …GLX…tell me this is a joke
GLX’s Voice: Sorry kid, hate lying to ya
Iota: …You mean…Edge…is going to be here…forever
GLX’s Voice: Yup…already makin a room at the Grande for him too
Iota: Edge…in Flat Line. Edge…in TFSU! EDGE IN THE FUCKING BADA BING!?
Manami: Oh boy…I hate to be the person who made that move
*Suddenly Nick [WG1] walks in*
Nick: Hey guys I’ve got some news!
Iota: GRAHHHHABLE! *lunges at Nick*
*Both Nick and Iota are tackled outside where sounds of a fight are heard*
Stacy: You know…I’d be lying if I said this was the first time I saw that happen
Rena: You mean Iota lunging at a teenager?
Stacy: No I mean the whole scene all together
Rena: Ah.
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