A Bada Bing Quickie: Nick and the Magical Convention
*Scene shows GLX [GG] with a card walking up to Iota [FG1] drinking a bottle of whiskey*
GLX: Hey, Iota…you seen Nick I wanted to give him this card for his birthday before I left.
Iota: He’s out
GLX: Out? Out where?
Iota: I dunno, what am I his mother?
GLX: No, more like a drunken bitch
Iota: Shut up!
GLX: But seriously…where the hell could he be?
*Scene cuts to Dallas Texas where Nick [FG3] is walking towards a convention center humming, “Penny Lane” by the Beatles*
Nick: Such a lovely day…*pulls out a large butcher’s cleaver from out of nowhere continuing with his humming*
*Nick opens the convention doors and sees that it is TwiCon with hundreds of cosplayers*
Nick: Ah yes…*holds the blade up to his face* A lovely day indeed. *snaps fingers*
*Suddenly “Penny Lane” plays throughout the convention*
Edward Cosplayer: Hey, which character are you dressed up as?
Nick: *splits the cosplayer’s head open* The one who goes on a murderous rampage in a shitty convention for a shitty book series.
*Everyone looks at Nick and screams in fear and terror*
Nick: Good, you’re all running…I was afraid *vicious evil smile* this was gonna get boring!
*Nick laughs evilly through the convention as he closes the doors, while screams of horror and slashing sounds could be heard. Scene cuts back with GLX and Iota*
Iota: I dunno…I think he said he was going to a convention…
GLX: Huh…well his birthday coming up, as long as he’s having fun…I guess
Iota: Yea…but it’s Nick…you know what Nick’s version of fun is?
*Moment of silence, scene cuts to Nick with a smile on his face, blood all over him continuously hacking at someone on the floor, scene then cuts back to GLX and Iota*
GLX: …*sighs* I’ll go ready Nick’s hideout…
Iota: *walks away* I’ll go give the police a false report of it being Edge.
Viral [TTGL]: *pops in* Hey! Anyone seen my cleaver around here?
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ALTERNATE VERSION:
GLX: But seriously…where the hell could he be?
*Scene cuts outside a convention center with a sign nearby saying, “TwiCon. With Guest Band: Dragonforce”. Scene zooms out to show Megas XLR [Megas XLR] looking down on the convention. Scene cuts to the cockpit where Nick [FG3] is*
Nick: I think a wise man once said…and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. *pushes a button* AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGENCE UPON THEE!
*Scene cuts outside where Megas starts stomping and punching the convention center repeatedly for a few minutes, then unleashes a large amount of guns and pop out from every part of Megas and start firing at the convention ruins until nothing is left. Megas then stops firing revealing a smoldering crater and then starts firing again rapidly. Scene cuts back to Iota and GLX*
Iota: Think he might have taken his giant robot car somewhere
GLX: Well chicks do dig them, so he’s probably having fun then.
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*Scene cuts to Nick and GLX*
GLX: Well happy early birthday
Nick: Great…so why are you celebrating it now?
GLX: *grabs his suitcase* Cause I’m off for two weeks *gives Nick a pair of keys* You control the site now. SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS! *leaves*
Nick: *looks at the keys then looks at GLX running away* THANKS FOR GIVING ME RESPONSIBILITY ON MY BIRTHDAY, YA JACKASS!
GLX’s Voice: You’re welcome!
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