A Bada Bing Quickie: Legend of Lagann
*Scene shows GLX [MG] in front of a blackboard thinking a lot with a lot of scribbles of Link on the board.*
Nick [FG1]: *walks in* …Um…GLX, what are you doing?
GLX: Think of a portal
Nick: Huh…now in English
GLX: Well, it was something that you said…that made me think about something
Nick: Okay…and that would be?
GLX: Well remember when you pressured me to watch Gurren Lagann
Nick: I did no such thing
*Thought bubble appears and shows GLX walking about whistling*
Nick: *leaps out with a giant gun* WATCH GURREN LAGANN OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
GLX: OH FUCK!
*Scene cuts back*
GLX: …riiiiiiiggghhhhttttt
Nick: Okay, well continue
GLX: Well I remembered you showed me a video and told me that Viral sounded a lot like Link…and he did…
Nick: Okay…yea…and?
GLX: Well…I got to thinking, Link had blonde hair and Viral has blonde hair, Link can change into a wolf and Viral is a beast man, and both have the same action sounds.
Nick: …
GLX: It can’t be coincidence!
Nick: Actually yes it could! Unless you have some hard evidence that Link is Viral, you’re just a crack pot.
GLX: Still…
*Thought image appears of inside Hyrule Castle where Ganondorf [LoZ] is holding Zelda [LoZ] hostage*
Zelda: You bastard, you won’t get away with this…
Ganondorf: Sure I will…I mean who’s gonna stop me, Link?
Zelda: He always does!
Ganondorf: But this time…THIS TIME I’LL BE PRE-
*Suddenly Viral’s Theme [TTGL] starts playing and the roof is torn off showing Enkidu [TTGL] standing there*
Zelda and Ganondorf: …
*Scene cuts inside where Link [LoZ] is driving it with an insane look in his eye*
Link: Hello…Ganondorf!
*Scene cuts outside the Enkidu*
.Ganondorf: …oh…see now that’s bull shit!
Link’s Voice: Yea, you’re still gonna die!
* Enkidu pulls out the blade from its head*
Link’s Voice: And this time you’re gonna STAY dead!
Zelda: Uh…Link…I’m still down here
Link’s Voice: Oh don’t worry…
* Enkidu raises the blade*
Link’s Voice: I KNOW! *laughs insanely*
* Enkidu crushes both Zelda and Ganondorf repeatedly*
Link’s Voice: Next on my list…THE BADA BING! *laughs insanely again*
*Scene cuts to GLX and Nick*
GLX: …actually, let’s hope I’m a crackpot
Nick: Tell me about it
Minda [LoZ]: *pops out of GLX’s shadow* Yea
Nick: …
GLX: Don’t ask
- END QUICKIE -