A Bada Bing Plot: Isura's New Groove Finale
*Scene shows the bar everyone still shocked at Isura*
Nick: I-Isura!?
Isura: …Seriously almost everyone is here, and you seriously didn’t think where I was?
Iota: Not really, cause you know, you’re all grown up
Nick: Plus you weren’t home all last night…
Isura: Yea, but where else would I go
*Everyone agrees*
Rose: Isura…you look…I mean…you look different
Isura: * looks at her hair and shrugs* Tiff said I needed a makeover…saying that long black hair is out or something
Stacy: Thanks Tiff
Tiff: Hey! You’re one who always goes against the times. So shush
Stacy: Good point.
Red: *goes right to Isura’s face* WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU LAST NIGHT!?
Kyo: Yea, I mean we can’t take care of-
*Tiff then looks at the rest of Nick’s gang and roars at them violently.*
Nick: YIPE!
Tiff: ALL OF YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK! ISURA HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE AND YOU HAVEN’T GIVEN HER TIME TO GO OUT ON A DATE!?
Nick: HEY! *stands up to Tiff* Isura is my character and I-
*Tiff then grabs Nick’s arm and twists it. Nick is screaming in pain*
Nick: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! TIFF UNCLE! UNCLE!
Red: *shakes his head* Shame, being beaten by Tiff
*Tiff glares evilly at Red*
Red: *scared* N-not that there isn’t anything demeaning about that!
Tiff: Thought so.
ULX: Tiff…let go of the man.
Tiff: *lets go and steps back* You all should be ashamed of yourselves, because not only does Isura do the work, she does it with out complaining, and-!
Isura: Tiff!
*Tiff blinks*
Isura: *sighs* I don’t mind it…I mean Nick and the guys are the only family I have in this world…yea they can be insensitive assholes…but so can I at times. I mean hell I have to be living with these fucks day in and day out
Iota: Love you too
Tiff: But Isura…
Isura: Look you guys have a different life than me, but you’re only focusing on the negative. I mean if I focused on the negative of your lives, I’d just see CX and Edge. And really that’s worse than anything Nick can put me through.
Edge and CX: FUCK. YOU!
Isura: *grins* But there are good days with them. And that’s why I hang around them…and that’s why I like them. *glares at Nick’s Gang* But don’t get comfortable you faggots.
Iota: There’s the attitude we were missing!
Nick: *scratches the back of his head* I guess we are a little insensitive with you Isura…can you forgive us?
Isura: Yea…I mean besides, I take my fee for my services from Nick’s wallet.
Nick: …what? You mean it wasn’t Iota who was stealing from my wallet?
Iota: TOLD YOU!
Nick: Wow…sorry for the broken arm that one time
Iota: Fuck you man, I’m still in pain from the other time you put a knife in my spine.
Isura: *sighs then grins* See, good qualities.
ULX: *grins* What about the look, I mean…
Isura: *looks at her self in nearby mirror* I dunno…I kinda like it. Dunno if I’m much of a red head…but hey at least my hair isn’t as long as my former tail.
CX: Wait…that leaves one fucking odd-ass question! Why were you in Iota’s room!?
Edge: Yea unless…
*Moment of pause*
CX and Edge: *cringe* Ewwwwwwwwwww
Isura: *glares at CX and Edge* Fuck you! I wasn’t in there for that…I needed to use Iota’s special shampoo for my new hair color.
CX and Edge: Special…shampoo? *try to hold in laughter then fall to the floor in hysterics*
Iota: *sighs* Did you HAVE to mention that out in the open, Isura?
Isura: Yes…yes I did
Iota: Damn it
CX: Wait, wait, wait *gets up* Do you have a special shower cap too?
Edge: *gets up* And brush your hair a hundred times a day, like the fag you are?
Iota: THAT’S IT! *lunges at Edge and CX*
*Suddenly the Monty Python Intermission screen pops up for a few minutes. Afterwards Iota is panting in front of Edge and CX on the floor in pain with legs twitching*
Iota: TALK SHIT NOW!?
ULX: Okkkkaaayyyy…I think Iota needs his bottle
Iota: *snarls at ULX* YOU WANNA GO TOO VE-
*Suddenly ULX pops a whiskey bottle with a bottle nipple on it and jams it into Iota’s mouth. Iota calms down then starts sucking on it calming himself down*
ULX: Okay crisis averted.
CX: WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THAT EARLIER!?
ULX: Cause when Iota goes crazy, it’s fun.
Red: And it’s only fun until someone gets hurt
Cross: Then it’s fucking hilarious
Isura: *sighs* Maybe this was bad, this whole change, I mean right now I seem to piss off more people tha-
Cole: *slams a hand on the bar* Don’t say that!
*Everyone looks at Cole*
Cole: Look, do you like the way you look?
Isura: Sorta…not sure about the red hair, Manami said red looks good on me
Manami: It does! It makes you look like you’re more vibrant
Edge: And on fire…uggghhh *passes out on the floor*
Isura: *moment of silence looking in the mirror, then a grin* I do like it…
Cole: So why are you complaining?
Isura: I dunno, I just feel like everyone doesn-
Cole: I mean no offense to anyone, but to hell with what others think of you. If you like it, then do it. Plain and simple, that’s how I was brought up, that’s how I always thought, and that’s how you should think right now.
ULX: …I gotta go with Cole on this one. But you know, keep it within limits.
Isura: Yea, cause I’m definitely the type who does blow and has sex everyday
*CX gets up and is about to something*
Isura: NOT A DAMN WORD CX!
CX: …kay *passes out as well*
Isura: …I’m gonna get some fresh air…maybe it’ll help clear my head *heads to the door and walks out*
Rose: *worried* She gonna be okay?
Rena: She lives with Iota, Nick and the others…
*Suddenly the bottle in Iota’s hand drops and breaks and Iota starts crying like a newborn. ULX then puts a pacifier in his mouth and Iota starts sucking on it and passes out falling to the floor*
Rose: Right she’ll be okay.
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*Scene shows Isura walking down the street, head down and hands in her jacket pockets*
Isura’s Voice: My life’s always been nothing special, full of things to do, but nothing memorable. Well except living with Nick, that’s something that I could write a textbook on. *moment of silence* Still I’ve always been the one who accommodates to everyone, playing a role in their plan, never having one of my own. It’s strange…it was only when I came here to the Bing that I started to have something of a normal life…well as normal as this place gets.
*Isura then sighs and walks into a café walking up to the counter*
Isura: Gimme a medium coffee and a banana muffin
Server: Oh…I’m sorry the last banana muffin was given to another person.
Isura: *sighs* Typical.
Man’s Voice: Excuse me miss…
*Isura turns to the voice and sees a tall man with brown hair and eyes in a suit offering a muffin to her*
Man: Here, I think you need this more than I do
Isura: *takes the muffin* Oh…uh…t-thank you
Man: My pleasure…
Isura: OH! Um…*looks in her wallet* Let me pay you fo-
Man: *waves his hand* No please…your beauty is enough of a payment
Isura: *blinks then looks around behind her, then back at the man* Um…who me?
Man: *nods* Of course is there any other red headed vixen here?
Isura: …*looks back again then back at him* Seriously?
Man: *offers his hand out* I’m Jack
Isura: *blinks then shakes his hand* I-Isura
Jack: Isura…such a lovely name.
Isura: *shrugs* Always thought it sounded bland.
Jack: *lets go* Nonsense, now Jack…Jack is something that’s bland
Isura: You kidding…it also means you can be a serial killer as well
Jack: *laughs* Yea, yea there’s that too…
Isura: *laughs nervously* Sorry, I’m not-
Jack: *shakes his head* Someone like you should never be sorry.
*Moment of pause, Isura is blushing a little*
Jack: Say, I was hoping…maybe the two of us could go out sometime…
Isura: *blinks again, then looks back* Seriously are you putting me on or something? *looks back*
Jack: No, I would really like to go out with you…unless…*looks around, then back at Isura* unless you already have someo-
Isura: WHAT!? NO! NO! No…um…I’d love to go out.
Jack: That’s great! How about I pick you up tonight…at eight?
Isura: …That’d be…perfect.
Jack: Great
Isura: Oh! *grabs a napkin and a server’s pen and writes down her number and address and hands it to him* Here’s where you can call me and pick me up.
Jack: *takes it* A red headed angel like you doesn’t need my help getting picked up
Isura: I rate that line a seven
Jack: Thank you…so I’ll see you tonight.
Isura: Yea…
Jack: See you around…Isura *walks out of the café*
Isura: B-bye *blushing holding the muffin in both hands*
Isura’s Voice: Maybe a little change in good sometimes. I mean I was once a fox girl who was always the fixer upper of every situation Nick and his gang had. Now…I’m a woman who’s starting to live her life…sure it’s a little late in the game, but at least now I have my own life to do whatever I want…I owe a lot of people…but there’s a few people I think I owe the most.
*Thought image appears to last night where Isura [Old SG1] is getting ready to go out with Nick and Iota on the couch playing RE5*
Nick: Die damn it die!
Iota: Why am I always the woman?
Nick: Cause you’re always the bi-
Iota: FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I SWEAR I’LL SHIV YOU!
Isura: Hey guys, I’m gonna head out for girl’s night with Tiff and Manami. They said I needed to have some fun…
Iota: What? Bu-But who’s gonna help me get to the bar!?
Nick: Or give me a good co-op partner that doesn’t suck!?
Iota: Fuck you!
Nick: Fuck you!
Isura: …If you guys want…I’ll stay home
Iota and Nick: …
Nick: Nah, you deserve to live your life…
Iota: No she doe- *looks at Isura then sighs* Alright, just remember, tell those fuckers to wear a rubber.
Isura: I love how you think I’m gonna go out and fuck people
Iota: I know you won’t…I’m just saying…this is GLX’s universe, and he’s a sick son of a bitch
GLX’s Voice: I heard that!
Isura: Thanks guys…I promise I won’t be gone long.
Nick: Yea, yea…
Iota: Whatever
*Nick and Iota continue playing, as Isura simply grins and walks out the door. Scene then cuts to the Café with new Isura*
Isura’s Voice: I guess I owe them as well…
*Isura then looks at a nearby mirror and brushes her hair back*
Isura’s Voice: Guess my life’s just started…and I couldn’t be happier *walks away with a smile*
*Scene cuts to Jack walking down the street. Suddenly a he’s killed by a Scout [TF2] with the Force-A-Nature. Then forty seconds later the scout has a heart attack. Scene cuts to Iota eyes glowing red holding the Death Note with Nick behind him*
Iota: I shall craft this world into my image and become its god
Nick: …*sighs* Okay now give it back
Edge: *pops in* Okay I’m ninety nine percent sure that you Iota…are Kira!
Iota: *glares at Edge* And what are you gonna do about it!?
Edge: …I really don’t k- *is hit with an eighteen wheeler*
Iota: *grins viciously* Just as planned!
*Scene cuts to GLX [GG]*
GLX: Moral of the story: Changing yourself is good as long as you like it. Sometimes people need a little change in order to express their true self on the outside.
*Moment of Silence*
GLX: …What they all can’t be funny!
Nick: *pops in* Or in your case, a pitiful attempt to be funny
GLX: HEY NICK, WHEN’S FLATLINE GONNA UPDATE!?
Nick: I DUNNO GLX, WHEN’S THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TKB COMING OUT!?
GLX: …Truce?
Nick: You know it!
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