A Bada Bing Plot: Halloween Slaughterhouse pt. 1
ULX: We’re already dressed up
Tiff: Yea, Iota
Iota: …*blinks* Well you look stupid and those characters look stupid
ULX and Tiff: *blink and eye twitch. Points finger at Iota* HERETIC!
CX’s Voice: Who’s a heretic?
ULX: Iota
CX’s Voice: Why?
Tiff: Cause he doesn’t know Needless
CX’s Voice: Well then he’s a faggot!
*CX [Dressed like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen] walks out adjusting his underwear*
Iota: OH SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP MY EYES! *falls to the floor*
ULX: Serves you right
CX: What? I told you, I was gonna dress up as him…just be lucky they made me wear these things *snaps his underwear*
Iota: Thank you, so fucking much *gets up*
Lap [Dressed up like Laurie from Watchmen]: *walks in* I heard screaming, what happened?
Iota: …Wouldn’t that costume make more sense if CX was Night Owl
Lap: Yea, but I said to CX when I saw Dr. Manhattan that he’s the second sexiest blue man I have ever seen
Iota: …Not a big list there, crazy
Lap: *kicks Iota in his face* NOT! CRAZY!
Nick [Dressed like Dan from Street Fighter]: *comes in* Are you pansies still talking!?
ULX: We’re waiting for Stacy and Trisha
Iota: Trisha’s here?
CX: Oh yea, she and Stacy are doing a duo costume
Iota: *Looks at Tiff and ULX, then at CX and Lap* Yea, cause that shit has never been done
Tiff: Says the one who’s entire team is dressed up like the cast from Street Fighter
Iota: Nick’s idea, not mine
Trisha’s Voice: I look…fucking ridiculous!
ULX: Trisha, what happened?
Trisha’s Voice: Nothing, just the costume is retarded
Tiff: You say that about a lot of things Trish, come on
Trisha’s Voice: *grumble* I should have been the other one
Nick: Just come out already!
*Trisha [Dressed like Solva from Needless] walks out displeased*
Iota: *laughing* What. In. The. Fuck!
Nick: You uh…planning on cleaning there Trisha?
Trisha: *sticks up the middle finger* Fuck you! I’m only doing this cause Stacy liked her costume…mainly because of the death theme surrounding it
ULX: Plus Solva isn’t exactly some type of pushover…she can be quite…
CX: Insanely sadistic with dreams of world conquest?
ULX: Yea, let’s go with that
Nick and Iota: *stare blankly* Uhhh
Nick: She still looks stupid
GLX’s Voice: Do NOT make me come down there and break my foot off in your ass, Nick!
Nick: Uh huh, don’t care.
Iota: So where is Stacy?
*Suddenly a dark shadow appears behind Trisha as three glowing red eyes glare at them*
Iota: JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST!
Nick: *raises his brow* Well that’s…fucking evil
*Shadow comes into light showing a sword with a skull on it and Stacy [Dressed like Seto from Needless]*
Stacy: Sup guys
Nick: You couldn’t resist having a weapon that literally looks like the son of the devil?
Stacy: Nick, you asking that basically states that you really don’t know me that well
Nick: Well I do ignore a lot of things, for more important things
Iota: Like what?
Nick: *glares at Iota* Like learning when to shut my damn mouth, blue hair!
Iota: Well, you need to work on that more *drinks*
Trisha: Can we just go already…lord knows when I have to be called back.
ULX: What do you mean called back?
Trisha: Nothing, on going police investigation
Stacy: Sis?
Nick: Sounds like we have a mystery on our hands, gang!
Iota: If you call Scooby Doo, I’ll rip out your esophagus and feed it to some attack dogs
Nick: …
Iota: Good, go on Trish
Trisha: *sighs* Look there’s this guy who’s been murdering people the past few days, doing ungodly things to them. They call him the “Brand Name Killer”
CX: That’s a silly name
Trisha: We gave him that because he always brands their victims on their necks after his fanciful execution.
Everyone: …
Iota: That sounds…fucked up.
Stacy: …Is it wrong that this guy actually sounds like he could be my hero
ULX: Just a bit
Stacy: Good
Trisha: Come on, the sooner we get there, the sooner we can get this night over with.
Lap: I hear that, come on guys. To the party!
*Everyone in the bar heads out except Iota*
ULX: *pokes head in* Vandir, get your ass out here
Iota: *sighs* This night is gonna be full of disappointment *heads to the door*
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*Scene cuts inside of a haunted house party, where many people are having fun and dancing. The group walks in*
CX: Nice crowd!
Cole’s Voice: Guys!
*Group looks to see Cole [Dressed up as Kittan from TTGL] run up to them*
Cole: You made it!
ULX: Wouldn’t miss it…open bar an-
Iota: OPEN BAR!? *runs off*
Cole: There isn’t an open bar
ULX: Yea I know, I just didn’t want Iota around anymore
Cole: Ah
Tiff: Interesting Costume choice
Cole: Was gonna go as Kamina, but Nick did it last year, cause he’s an ass
Nick: Yea, yea, and a donkey is an ass
Tiff: Why did you dress up like Kittan though?
Cole: Pairing.
ULX: With who?
*Suddenly Rose [Dressed up like Yoko from TTGL] clings to Cole*
Rose: *nibbles on neck* Hello there
CX: *jaw dropped* booooooooobbbiiiieeeeeessssss
Trisha: Oh good, it seems you’ve demoralized yourself to become slutty
Rose: Hey, name me one time Yoko was like that?
Lap: Care for a list?
Rose: Shush!
*Suddenly a finger is poked on Rose’s back, revealing it to be Cris [Dressed like Kuchinashi from Needless] with a pad in her hand*
Rose: *looks back* Hey Cris!
Cris: *writes on the pad “Hi Guys!”*
Nick: What, is she mute?
Cris: *writes on the pad “GLX wanted me to be silent the entire time so I could be like the actual character…”*…*writes again “I seriously think I’m out of my element with this character, I’m more of a Setsuna person.”*
GLX’s Voice: Yes, but if you dressed up as her I would cast you away like filthy trash and erase your existence!
Cris: *writes on pad “So that’s why I dressed up like this…plus she’s GLX’s favorite.”*
Cole: In other words, she’s sucking up to the lord and master of this world so he doesn’t smite her
GLX’s Voice: Something you all should do!
ULX: Yea, no!
Kyo’s Voice: I tell you, those cards are an improvement
*Kyo [Dressed like Sagat from Street Fighter] walks towards them*
Cris: *glares at Kyo and writes on the pad, “Go screw yourself Kyo!”*
Kyo: Calm down, Cris, I’m just saying being quiet and submissive is good
Cris: *eye twitch, before writing down a large amount of words on the pad then showing it to Kyo*
Kyo: HOLY CRAP! *steps back* There are women and children here Cris!
Cris: *grinning and writing down, “Yea, well next time you better remember who you’re dealing with.”*
Rose: Cris, will kill you if necessary, Kyo
Kyo: Yea, yea, yea, Like to see her try
Cris: *Scribbles a picture of Kyo getting punched in the face*
*Suddenly a shadow jumps out from nowhere behind Rose*
Shadow: I see you have something I want!
Rose: *shocked* W-Wh…
*Suddenly hands grab Rose’s breasts*
Shadow: Squeezey, Squeezy!
Rose: *embarrassed* EEP!
*Suddenly a glass of scotch is thrown at the shadow revealing itself as Edge [Dressed up like Viral from TTGL] as he falls to the floor*
Edge: *gets up* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
Iota: *walks back in holding a bottle of Guinness in his hand* I came in to stop you from being a complete idiot
Edge: Well you’re just a bu- *is choked*
Rose: *grabbing Edge’s Neck and glaring at him with blood red eyes* Lord, Give me the strength!
Edge: This…will hurt!
*Rose punches Edge as he flies across the room*
Iota: Ahhh…I love Halloween *drinks*
ULX: Wait, where the hell did you get that from?
Iota: The open bar *drinks*
Tiff: Wait…didn’t ULX make that up?
Iota: I don’t care *drinks*
CX: …Good lord…his drinking has become so bad, he’s capable of finding an open bar anywhere!
Iota: No, I just told Cross to get me a drink *drinks*
Cross [Dressed up like Remy from Street Fighter]: *pops in* Yup…I might have stolen that from the liquor cabinet though
Iota: …Do I look like I care?
Cross: Nope
Iota: Then stop telling me useless shit *drinks*
Cross: Fine. *sticks a necklace into his pockets*
Trisha: I’m like RIGHT HERE
Iota and Cross: Yea, we know
Trisha: Oh son of a mother fucking cocksucker.
Lap: Language Trisha, jeez!
Isura’s Voice: GUYS! GUYS!
*Suddenly Isura [Dressed like Cammy from Street Fighter] runs towards them covered in blood*
ULX: What the hell happened to you?
Edge: Messy period…I’ve seen it before!
*Everyone slowly turns to look at Edge*
Isura: No…why would you even…
Edge: *shrugs* I told you, I’ve seen it before
ULX: …what the hell kinda porn do you watch?
Edge: *grins* Oh if only you knew…if only you knew
Isura: WOULD YOU ALL FOCUS! There’s been a murder!
Trisha: What!?
Isura: Yea! Come on!
Iota: Why should I care, if someone got murdered?
Isura: *turns to Iota* Cause it was Manami, Rena, and Sirus!
*Everyone in shock*
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*Scene cuts to a closet where Manami [in light blue panties] is hanging by a noose with a chair wrapped around her head, Rena [in black panties] is on the floor with a knife in her head and an empty folder in her lap, and a pile of dust are seen inside. Red [Dressed up like Dudley from Street Fighter] examines the scene*
Amazon [Dressed up like The Boss from MGS3]: *walks towards Red* Hey! Red…what the hell happened here?
Red: It seems like a triple murder
Amazon: Triple? I see two bodies
Red: That pile of dust was Sirus
Amazon: HOW!?
Red: Concentrated UV rays, deadly to Vampires
Amazon: Except the Twi-
Red: They aren’t Vampires…they’re goth kids with sparkles on their faces
Amazon: Wow, didn’t know that Twilight hate was this bad!
Allison [Dressed up like EVA from MGS3]: *walks towards them* That is one sexy crime scene! Damn…looks like Rena had a dynamite body
Amazon: *blinks* Even more than mine?
Allison: Well, yours is booty-licious
Amazon: Aww we-
Red: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS! I would like to finish my work with out you two saying how hot you are for each other.
Allison and Amazon: …Well we are!
Red: I sometimes wonder why GLX even made you two
Allison: Sexual drive of his
Red: Ah
*The rest of the group comes in*
Isura: *points* See…
Trisha: *examines the scene* Son of a bitch! *looks at the bodies*
Cross: Uh…Trish…I didn’t know you were like that!
Trisha: *slams fist into the door frame* They’ve been branded!
ULX: So?
Trisha: SO!? SO!? It means that a mass murderer is inside this building!
Edge: I’m allergic to murder!
Trisha: No one can leave the area! I’m locking down the entire mansion…I’m catching this killer, even if it is the last thing I do!
Amazon: Which it might be, seeing how the guy does that!
Trisha: He leaves them with a specific death, but always has a calling card on their neck! *turns Manami around to show her neck with a brand on it* SEE!?
Red: Hmm, being a genius I could deduce who it might be! Given more evidence.
Trisha: I’ll need all your help, you guys!
Cross: Uphold the law? I dunno
Trisha: You help me, I put something on your record to get the MILITARY after you.
Cross: And that would be good, beca-
Trisha: Then you can prove to them, if you’re quick and sly enough to outwit the military
Cross: Not that I haven’t done it, but eh, what the hey, I could always use a new Apache. Since RED wrecked the last one
Red: HEY! It was in the name of science!
CX: Well then, it seems that this double-
Red: Triple, actually
CX: Well, it seems that this Halloween, the ghouls *pulls out glasses and puts them on* aren’t the only things to fear!
*Moment of silence*
Cris: *starts writing on her pad “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”*
CX: *Looks* Eh…close enough!
*Scene cuts to GLX [Dressed like Lordgenome from TTGL], GCX [Dressed like Ozymandias from Watchmen] and Cosmos [Dressed like Boota from TTGL] in front of a black screen*
GLX: Who was behind the murders of these three members!
GCX: Why would anyone want to murder them?
Cosmos: *glares* And- I LOOK RIDICULOUS!
GLX: SAY THE LINE DAMN IT!
Cosmos: *sighs* FINE! And will anyone he-
Dawn’s Voice: Ex-Excuse me!
*Scene pans to Dawn [FG1], Akami [FG1], and Rayumi [FG1] standing there*
Dawn: We believe we might know who is the culprit
Akami: Yea, so we can just go down and tell those guys, who the real ki-
*Suddenly a giant Monty Python Foot crushes Akami, Dawn, and Rayumi repeatedly. Scene pans back to GLX pushing down on a lever*
GLX: Did I say three? I meant six
Cosmos: But uh…we sa-
GLX: *glares at them* Care to make it eight?
GCX and Cosmos: *stepping back in fear* No, No, no, no way
GLX: Good *turns to the audience* Then find out all these answers and more in the next Bada Bing story! *thunder cracks*
- TO BE CONTINUED -
Costumes:
ULX - Adam
Blade from Needless
Tiff - Eve
from Needless
Iota - Guile
from Street Fighter
CX - Dr.
Manhattan from Watchmen
Lap - Laurie
(Silk Spectre) from Watchmen
Nick - Dan
from Street Fighter
Trisha - Solva
from Needless
Stacy - Seto
from Needless
Cole - Kittan
from TTGL
Rose - Yoko
from TTGL
Cris - Kuchinashi
from Needless
Kyo - Sagat
from Street Fighter
Edge - Viral from
TTGL
Isura - Cammy
from Street Fighter
Red - Dudley
from Street Fighter
Amazon - The
Boss from MGS3
Allison - EVA from
MGS3
GLX - Lordgenome from TTGL
GCX - Ozymandias
from Watchmen
Cosmos - Boota
from TTGL