A Bada Bing Story: A Bunch of Halloween Stories
*Scene shows GLX [Dressed as Travis Touchdown (NMH)], GCX [Dressed as Destroyman (NMH)], and Cosmos [Dressed as Minda (LoZ: TP)] in front of a black screen passed out*
GLX: *wakes up* Guh, buh, huh?
GCX: *wakes up* NO I DON’T WANT ANYMORE CORN!
Cosmos: *wakes up and throws a bucket at GCX* Quiet you! Hey Legend…I think you forgot to do a Halloween story
GLX: Cosmos, how many fucking updates did I do this year?
Cosmos: Quit your bitching and do the story
GLX: Fine you orange haired tranny!
Cosmos: EH!
GLX: Anyways, *looks at the audience* I didn’t plan anything too much for this year, cause I thought the Dynast arc was gonna last until beginning of December…but my calculations were a bit off…
GCX: YOU FAIL AT LIFE!
GLX: *glances at GCX on the floor* QUIET YOU!
GCX: NEVER!
GLX: *looks back* So, I guess I’ll just show you all a bunch of Halloween shorts of the Bing acting crazy in costume…
Cosmos: In other words, a cop out
GLX: Would you all expect anything less of me? *sheepish grin* ENJOY!
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Story 1 – The Five Bing
*Scene shows the Bada Bing Bar all decorated in Halloween things with ULX [Dressed like Baltheir (FFXII)] cleaning the bar*
ULX: *sighs*
*Just then Tiff [Dressed like Cortana (Halo)] rushes out with a grin and hugs ULX*
Tiff: CANDY DAY! *smiles*
ULX: Yea…candy day…
Tiff: What’s wrong?
ULX: It’s just…I mean…I wanted to be Travis and you to be Silvia
Tiff: *grins* Aw, you just wanted me to wear a black bra exposed to your face
ULX: Mainly!
Tiff: Why didn’t you?
GLX’s Voice: Cause I’m Travis…cause I’m awesome like that!
Tiff: Aww…well at least you’re Baltheir…a sexy egotistical sexy man…
ULX: Meh, you got a point there.
*Just then the door opens and CX [Dressed like Gomez (Addams Family)] and Lap [Dressed as Tish (Addams Family)] walk in with fog covering them*
CX: Ah…caramia!
Lap: Oh CX…you always have that je ne se quoi!
CX: LAP! THAT’S FRENCH! *starts kissing up and down his arm*
ULX and Tiff: …
ULX: Gomez was my second choice, but they stole it!
CX: You snooze you lose, fool!
Tiff: Aww *pats ULX on the back* There there…if you want you can freaky with Cortana…
ULX: Nah…Not in the mood now…I need something to cheer me up…
Lap: Maybe if you got laid
CX: You know by something that isn’t an animal
Tiff: CX…Lap…
CX and Lap: What?
*Tiff pulls out a giant hammer and slams it on both of them. Both pop up dazed*
CX: STARS!
Lap: SRATS!
*Lap and CX pass out again*
ULX: …*hugs Tiff* Aww, now I know why I love you…*kisses her*
CX: *gets up* Say…where’s Stacy?
Lap: *gets up* Yea, I mean…isn’t this her Christmas
Tiff: Stacy said she was getting a special Halloween costume…
CX: Yea? Like what?
*Just then a hand grabs CX from behind and spins him around. CX then is held close with a knife close to his face and seeing that it was Stacy [Dressed up as the Joker (Dark Knight)] with a grin on her face*
Stacy: Tell me CX…do you wanna know how I got these scars?
CX: …*blinks* Excuse me, Lap?
Lap: Right behind you…
*CX and Lap then scream and run around like crazy, before exiting the bar*
ULX: *face in his hand* …Why am I not surprised you’re Joker?
Stacy: Cause you know me better than that?
Tiff: Just…Just tell me you didn’t scare that many children
Stacy: …Okay I won’t.
ULX: Again, not surprised
Stacy: *dark grin* Oh Chris…Tiff…Why so Serious?
ULX and Tiff: STOP THAT! IT’S FREAKY!
Stacy: *turns away with a grin* Then I’m doing my job right.
*Scene fades to black*
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Story 2 – Grande Party pt.1
*Scene shows Cole [Dressed up as Solid Snake (MGS1)] walking around in a Halloween party in the Rio Grande*
Cole: *sighs*…*looks at his watch* Where are they?
*Just then a Codec ringing sound is heard*
Cole: *blinks* Uh…I’ll get that? *kneels down*
*Scene cuts to a Codec screen with Cole on one side and Cris [Dressed as Mei Ling (MGS1)] on the other side*
Cris: Hey Cole!
Cole: Cris…when the hell did I get a Codec?
Cris: Came with the costume…duh
Cole: Oh…so…what did you need to talk to me about?
Cris: Hmm, oh right! I was wondering if you wanted to save your progress.
Cole: Save my…what, no…the hell are you talking about?
Cris: Okay, but you’ll be sorrrryyyyyy *hangs up*
Cole: Cris…Cris! CRRRRIIISSSS!!!!!
*Scene cuts back to the party where Cris is standing over Cole*
Cris: *leans in* WHAT!?
Cole: GAH! *jumps and falls on the ground, then gets back up* Was that necessary!?
Cris: Well you should’ve saved your progress!
Cole: *sighs* So, where’s Rose?
Cris: Oh she’s coming, said she had to get the outfit put on…
Cole: I seriously don’t know what she’s dressing up as…
Cris: Me neither, but she did say it was something to compliment you.
Rose’s Voice: Hey guys!
*Cole and Cris look to where the voice came from and saw Rose [Dressed up as Meryl (MGS1)] walking towards them*
Cris: …Oh boy
Rose: What?
Cris: You do realize you’ve killed your boyfriend right?
Rose: How did I do that?
*Cris points to Cole who is standing there stammering and mumbling*
Rose: Um…Cole?
Cole: That is not fair!
Rose: *wraps her arms around Cole* Oh…how about this?
Cole: *mumbles again*
Rose: *kisses him on the cheek* See ya later Cole *walks away with Cris beside her, shaking her behind*
Cole: *looks back*…*looks at the audience* Yea, I know…she teases me like that, but that’s the part I love about her.
*Scene fades to black*
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Story 3 - Grande Party pt. 2
*Scene shows Trisha [Dressed up as Sniper Wolf (MGS1)] walking into the party with a sniper rifle attached to her back*
Trisha: Okay, Trisha, don’t fucking make eye contact with anyone, lord knows you don’t want anyone thinking you came here because someone forced you.
Cole’s Voice: You know, muttering that to yourself isn’t very helpful
*Trisha blinks then looks to the side seeing Cole standing there with Rose, both smiling*
Trisha: Oh, great…you two…
Rose: Hey, don’t act like that Trisha...
Trisha: *turns away* Why and how the hell did you two make me dress up like we’re some sort of click!?
Cole: Cause we told you, you could bring a real rifle and shoot anyone you see fit
Trisha: …Oh yea
Rose: Yea, we know Stacy enough to know that bloodlust is sort of in your veins too
Trisha: Mine is more of a justice type of bloodlust if anything
Cole: Whatever makes you sleep at night.
*Suddenly screams of a man are heard and Link [LoZ] comes running down with his shirt all ripped up*
Link: THEY’RE CRAZY! CRAZY I TELL YOU! *runs off*
*Just then Allison [Dressed as Bad Girl (NMH)] with a bat and Amazon [Dressed as Agitha (LoZ: TP)] with a bunch of bugs in a jar walk in*
Trisha, Cole, and Rose: Uh….
Allison: *looks at them* Trust us on this one…
Amazon: You seriously, don’t want to know
*Allison and Amazon start to chase Link again*
Cole: …Remind me never to go to their place…ever…
Rose: If you do, it’ll be the last thing they ever do…
Trisha: *pulls out the rifle* Okay, found my target!
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Story 4 – Trick or Revealing
*Scene shows Edge [Dressed up as a 50’s paparazzi] walking down the street with a bag full of candy*
Edge: I love how people of Soltana give me candy. *walks up to the door and knocks on it*
Man: *opens the door* Hel-
Edge: Trick or treat!
Man: …HOW THE FUCK OLD ARE YOU!?
Edge: I dunno…but…*pulls out a picture and shows the man* I’m pretty sure, she ain’t eighteen
Man: …You son of a-
Edge: Now I want some Reese’s cups, some Oh Henry Bars, and some of those lollipops with the flavor…NOT THE ONES WITH THE CANDY! Or so help me I’ll shows these to the cops and you’ll never give out horrible candy to kids again!
Man: ALRIGHT! *gives Edge the candy*
Edge: Good…and remember, have a Happy Halloween!
Man: Asshole! *slams the door on Edge*
Edge: *walks away* Good day
*Scene shifts to Manami [FG1] standing there looking at Edge coming up to her*
Manami: You do realize he’s gonna get in trouble for this, right?
*Edge then pulls off his face to reveal a mask with Rena underneath it*
Rena: Yea, but…it’s Edge…
Manami: …touché
GCX: *pops in* WHAT A TWEEST!
*Scene fades to black*
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*Scene cuts back to GLX, GCX, and Cosmos*
GLX: Well that’s more or less what happened at the Bing…hope you all had a Happy Halloween and-
GCX: Hold on G…Cosmos…why are you dressed as Minda?
Cosmos: Well…
GCX: I mean why? Are you coming out of the closet!?
GLX: Now GCX, if he wants to be a tranny, that’s his decision
GCX: Well, let him do his faggotry somewhere else
GLX: I hear San Francisco is nice this time of year
*GLX and GCX laugh*
Cosmos: …*pulls out three dark shards*
GLX: *stops laughing* Is…Is that the…
Cosmos: Fused Shadow? Yep
*GLX and GCX stop laughing and look at each other in fear. Scene then cuts to GLX and GCX running away in fear with a giant beast of darkness chasing them*
GCX: GAH! WE’RE SORRY COSMOS!
GLX: CALL OFF YOUR ATTACK!
*All three go of screen, then sounds of pain and agony are heard*
GCX: OH GOD! MY DESTORY BUSTER!
ULX: *pops in* Happy Halloween everyone!
- END -
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Story 6 – WAAAAAAAAIIIITTTT
*Scene cuts to GLX and GCX with Isura and the rest of Nick’s Gang minus Iota and Nick [FG2]*
Isura: WAIT! GLX…why weren’t we in this year’s Halloween special?
GLX: Well…I tried reaching Nick but he never answered…
Red: Did you message him on AIM?
GCX: Of course he did, right?
GLX: Yea, but all I got was a message about piercing the heavens…
Kyo: Piercing the heavens?
*Just then ground started to shake and a giant mech with a drill on it popped out from the ground with Nick [Dressed like Kamina (Gurren Lagann)] and Iota [Dressed like Simon (Gurren Lagann)] on top of it*
Nick: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TRICK OR TREAT COMRADES!
*Moment of silence as the mech starts rampaging*
Isura: What the hell? You gave him a costume?
GLX: WELL HIS WAS KIND OF OBVIOUS ISURA!
Isura: …granted…but still…
GLX: Yea, yea, yea…
*Moment of Silence*
GCX: You still haven’t watched that series have you?
GLX: Oh gee, thanks GCX, now I’m public enemy number one
- REAL END -